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Jan

Arrivederci, 2009!

I’ve noticed an interesting theme on Twitter the last few days, and I have to admit it mirrors my own feelings… people are fed full up of 2009, and excited about 2010.

On one hand that’s great. I think it indicates that people feel all their hard work is either working or will pay off for them somehow in the coming months. On the other hand, a whole lot of people must feel 2009 sucked beyond measure. On a large scale, it sort of did. I’m not sure how people feel in other countries, but in America there seems to be pretty much universal agreement that our government is writing a lot of checks the general populous does not wish to cash or pay for. And we can’t do one thing about it, because it’s not up to our vote - they’ve bailed out bankrupt businesses, paid for people to buy cars and now appliances (I could scream bloody murder at Washington for that) and they are just pretty much failing to make a dent in the economy or the workforce with these nonsensical programs. Not to mention not stopping wars, not achieving peace, not advancing us as a nation or even as human beings who should evolve over time. Whatever. Don’t hold your breath waiting for my Thank You card, Mr. President & Co.

And then we had the celebrities who offed themselves by partaking of a dangerous substance or lifestyle… that was sad and not inspiring. But a lot of these people are massively depressed for some reason. We have all got to try harder to find small things to be happy about - I am the worst about not appreciating what’s in front of me so I need to do better about that also. Also, Hollywood, you need to seriously curtail the collagen in lips habit - you gals look funky!

Spammers, stealers, and people who take advantage of others were also a bummer. A lot of people just don’t seem to want to work for their dollars, aside from tweeting endless, repetitive crap or putting up phony sites in Google. To you lazy bumpkins, I say, go away. You’re nothing but noise and in our way and honestly, you couldn’t look more STUPID as a person, despite how “clever” you feel you’re being. Stop being assy!

These are just a few of the reasons 2009 will probably not go down in history as our favorite year. But it’s OVER!! Au revoir. Adios, muchacho. Auf wiedersehen! Buh-bye, suckoid. And to 2009, I say “Watch me walk it out… I’m throwing on my Louboutins (figuratively) and leaving you BEHIND!”

Watch these Red bottoms, 
And the back of my jeans. 
Watch me go, bye baby.

Tail Lights is all you’ll see 
Watch this Benz exit 
That driveway.

Howdy from Kansas, 2010. I look forward to experiencing life together. :-)

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